I guess I should update this more often ... *sifts through the cobwebs, kicking up dust with every move*



1. Look at your right side. What did you see the most?

Very little right now, which is disconcerting *switches on lights* Oh yes!!! My treasured projector sitting on my glass lounge table: all primed, shiny and aching for more media madness!



2. Look at left. So, what did you see this time?

This ... is ... going ... to be .......... embaressing! *narrows eyes* No! Not what you think Gutterbrain! Directly to my left are five room-high, silver-polished shelves, containing, ~480 DVDs. I know ... I am a freak. There, happy now?



3. In what mood you are now? Tell me about your feelings.

I am pretty Zen right now. Been easy on the coffee and are generally recovering from my company's summer party (which was outrageous!). Other than that, I feel a slight buzz of writing the product specs for my new community site. It shall so rock!



4. What will you do after making this stupid test?

Hmm, that would imply I actually have any sense of forsight or planning to my activities. If I knew, what would be the fun of finding out? Riddle me that, Test Boy!



5. Describe you in 3 words. Only 3 words.

MUST CONSUME MEDIA!



6.About what was your latest dream you remember?

A rather strange little number which involved me trying to navigate a train made all out of glass and shiny yellow metal trying to find god-knows-what and doing satan-knows-best to it, once I would have found it I dunno, I wished it had a better soundtrack.



7.What do you think about this test?

If I were actually contemplating what I am doing right now, I would likely cease doing it immediately.



8. Latest full cd you've listened to?

C-what? I haven't listened to a CD in ages. That copy-protection nonsense had me stop using them for good. I remember that the last one I bought, I actually couldn't listen to ... at all ... on anything! It made for a fine 20 Euro coaster. I guess I only like to be made feeling like a fool once ... by anyone.



9. Latest full movie you've watched?

In a theater that would be Pirates of the Carribean 2, thankfully with the original soundtrack. You see they dub things here in the Fatherland ... I cannot bear that at all. It's kinda hard finding the originals in theaters here. On my own screen ... hmm ... last one I watched was Mulholland Drive. I am so at odds with that film. I am not sure I like it actually ... but it always makes me all kinda tingly when it closes ... weridest thing, that. I just uploaded the trailer to YouTube for your critical consideration purposes


Check it Out



10. Latest person, who makes you smile?

People at work. Everybody was in zombie mode this morning after the party. It was like Dawn of the Living Dead - Director's Cut (now with 15% more braindamage)



11. Latest person, who makes you cry?

Maybe that is a sad thing in itself, but I haven't felt the need to cry in like forever. Alright. Challenge: Give it your best shot ... make Axel cry! Go on!



12. Describe your feelings like a color. What color it will be?

Hmm ... I'd go with blue. From Prussian because of birth, to my usual neutral-gear cerulean (love that shade for some reason) to a mad indigo when my face is flushed because I have been babbling at you, my enthusiams having gotten the better of me. Hmm, maybe Lavender for when I either have smoked too much, or when I am generally feeling ill. There's a movie called 'Blue in the Face' with Harvey Keitel ... that's me.



13. Do you remember latest kiss? And who did you kissed?

Latest Kiss? Is this some kind of tonsil ticker you're setting up here? *** Newsflash - Just In *** Latest Kiss ... Ex-GF Krazy K. * Newsflash *** Although, to satisfy curiosity, I remember it being kinda cold ... not the kiss, but it was on a platform in Copenhagen central station, windswept and cloudy-skied. Damn, I wish I could remember it in black and white and replace the girl with Lauren Bacall age 21 ... awesome end credits to a war-time romantic noir thriller ... Here's licking at you kid, or somesuch.



14. Do you love someone?

It's a rare emotion. I tend not to waste it. But maybe my spidey-senses are tingling, I dunno.



15. Do you miss people that are so far away from you?

Pop-Quiz for you! I have been travelling so much. Living in several countries. I've been leaving behind ...

a) a trail of bodies in my wake.

b) a wife in every harbour.

c) dirty notes behind every hotel mirror.

d) my wallet in El Paso.

e) many friends I miss dearly.



Mail me with your answer to enter the prize draw. Former unknown-spouses, illegitimate children and Sepiroth-clones of myself may not apply.


16. What's your biggest dream?

I tend not to classify them by size, but rather by visual effects or at least decent camera work. I dunno, write the Great American Novel? Hmm, damn, wrong life. Yeah, I got it. Come into possession of several million USD and a devoted crew of undercover ninjas. I would kidnap the cast of Twin Peaks and film a third season. Because really, I am desperate to find out just how Annie is doing anyway, and I would definitely want to retrieve Dale from the Black Lodge and serve him a nice cup of hot Joe and cherry pie. Damn, he deserves it!



17. So this the end. What do you want to say now?

Houston, we got Pie!



18. I CHOOSE YOU!

I simply cannot choose right now. The very thought of choice fills me with a malevolent feeling of dread and dispair. I choose life.